A Valentine Post

by sarahenni on February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m posting as part of YA Highway’s Blog Circus Lovefest, and I couldn’t decide on just one object of affection to send a Valentine’s Card to. So I gathered a few of my favorite characters, and scoured Etsy for cards that would perfectly capture my love. It was a tough job but … okay, fine, it was totally fun. I had a blast finding the cards, and casting the characters—so here they are, my Valentines!

 

I’d send the dreamily odd Cricket Bell (from Stephanie Perkins’ Lola and the Boy Next Door and cast here as Nicholas Hoult) this fun, funky card—appropriately made in San Francisco! The polar opposite of moody, broody rocker Max, Cricket Bell was smart and a bit silly. But his loyalty and genuine nature made him one of my absolute favorite YA boys… next to Etienne, of course!

Warner from Tahereh Mafi’s Shatter Me is a lot of things: controlling, manipulative, demanding, ruthless… a touch psycho? But as the book goes on it’s clear there’s a whole lot more to Warner than meets the eye. The promise of a heart-wrenching backstory and surprising plot twist or two is enough to get me hooked for Unravel Me, and to keep me on Team Mysterious and Tortured. But you can’t just give a man like that a box of candy hearts, so Warner (played here, per the author’s suggestion, by an extraordinarily smoldering fox in a tux whose name I don’t even care to know because it’d ruin the mystique) would get this simple card with a complicated message by Fifi Du Vie.

Oh hi, Love Interest in the forthcoming Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore. I don’t know you. Not even your name—seriously, there’s no hint of anything on Goodreads even. But I’m prepared, nay, predetermined to fall madly, wildly, foolishly in love with you. And every minute we are apart? Every day that the elusive ARC of Bitterblue passes hands and I remain clueless about each of its 500+ pages? I miss you more. Happy freaking Valentine’s Day, mystery dude.

Oh, Gale. Pretty, helpless, moping-in-a-meadow Gale. Get back in the coal mines, buddy—Peeta got your girl by painting himself into dirt. I know,  it sucks. But take the advice of this apt, and awesome, print (also by Fifi Du Vie) and don’t get too bogged down with, you know. Thoughts.

I was also dying to give away this Valentine to a fictional studmuffin:

But I couldn’t think of just the right guy (or gal!). Who would you send it to?

For other Valentine’s awesomeness, check out the other Blog Lovefest posts, and rock out to my collection of non-romantic Valentine’s Dance Break songs!

{ 38 comments… read them below or add one }

Sarah Nicolas February 14, 2012 at 11:04 am

HAHAHA! That last one is perfect for my boyfriend :-)

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Same here, lol! ;)

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Jennifer Hoffine February 14, 2012 at 11:08 am

Poor Gale.

I, too, am ready to fall in love with Bitterblue.

And Lola’s on my TBListenedTo pile…sounds like I may need to move it up.

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Oh Bitterblue!!! It feels like FOREVER until it will be out in the world!

And I highly recommend listening to Lola soon! It was such a great read!

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Christina Lee February 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

Ooooh Warner and not Adam, huh? Niiice! Love your Cricket card too!

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I know, it’s so wrong! But I know something crazy is coming in the Warner plot and I can’t wait for it!!

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Rebecca B February 14, 2012 at 11:55 am

Ha! I love that odd taste card.

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Isn’t it fun?? I can think of about a thousand people I want to send that to :)

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Crystal Schubert February 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm

<3 Cricket Bell! And I'm half-way through SHATTER ME right now, and Warner is already starting to grow on me in a sort of sick, disturbing way. Glad to know I'm not alone in that.

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm

You are so not alone!! And glad there’s lots of Cricket Bell love! <3

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Jaime February 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm

These are all great. Cricket Bell = one of my favourite book boyfriends :-)

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Yes!! He is just the best.

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Liz Parker February 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I love these! I want to give that first one to my sister :)

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Awww that would be amazing! I mean really, it’s a card for all occasions, so you totally could :)

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Krispy February 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I love these! I see now why you were searching for a Warner yesterday. Team Warner, ftw!

I love the last card, and I’m SO READY for Bitterblue!

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

LOL Yes, my motives have been revealed! ;) Oh man, we all need a “waiting for Bitterblue” support group, seriously!

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Melanie February 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Loved those cards! Obviously I’ve got to put Shatter Me on my TBR pile.

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Yes, you must!! There are a few dreamy characters deserving of Valentine’s in SM!

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Tracey Neithercott February 14, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Ha ha…this is awesome. Now that you show his photo there, Nicholas Hoult is TOTALLY Cricket Bell! I can totally see it.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Oh I’m glad you can see Nick H as Cricket too! I think he’s perfect—tall and gangly and adorably awkward.

And Happy Valentine’s Day to YOU! <3

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Danielle February 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Way to use the one photo of Gale where he’s Tom Brady-ing it up in a freaking field. I mean, I guess it’s better than this one:

http://www.foreveryoungadult.com/wp-content/upload/2011/11/closeyrmouth.jpg

Also, Happy Valentine’s Day! This is for you:
http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.303147661.jpg

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Oh, don’t think I didn’t consider using that picture! Priceless.

And AW. You shouldn’t have!! “WHAT DOES IT MEAN??”

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Sandi Jones February 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Hahaha! Love the message to poor Gale!

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

That poor guy. It isn’t gonna get any easier, buddy! Give up now! (where’s THAT valentine?)

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Donelle Lacy February 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The more I hear about everyone loving Cricket, the more I want to read the book and find out for myself.

I love the title of Bitterblue and it has great cover art. I also love that there are fans like you out there for it, because that means there are fans out there for my hopefully-soon-to-be-published-once-I-find-an-agent YA novel.

Such cute and appropriate fan V-Day cards!

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm

You absolutely should check out Lola and the Boy Next Door and discover Cricket for yourself! He’s so great :)

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Alyson Greene February 14, 2012 at 2:01 pm

I love the valentine to Bitterblue’s love interest! I want to write a valentine for Bitterblue, the book. I never knew it was possible to love a book i haven’t read yet.

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sarahenni February 14, 2012 at 2:15 pm

“I never knew it was possible to love a book i haven’t read yet.” Exactly!! It’s a strange and magical feeling!

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capillya February 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm

These are great! Sadly I haven’t read any of these authors (yet!) but I’ve got Shatter Me to read soon. But ever since reading Warm Bodies (Isaac Marion) and seeing Hoult cast as R for the film, every time I see his face I think ZOMBIE.

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Sarah February 14, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Heh, I think the whole key to surviving Valentine’s Day is not to get too bogged down by thoughts. :) Love it!

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carey farrell February 14, 2012 at 4:04 pm

oh, cricket bell. *swoon* and i would send that last valentine to my husband, who’s usually the one *telling* me i have odd taste. :)

happy valentine’s day!

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Chihuahua0 February 14, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Your cards are cleaner than mine. But I like the first one. Must be the orange font.

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Yahong February 14, 2012 at 5:45 pm

O MON DIEU THAT ACTOR. I actually kind of intensely dislike Warner (psycho-hormonal teen much?) but eeeek that man is smoking. The card for Cricket is absolutely adorable! I haven’t read Lola and the Boy Next Door, but that card definitely makes him sound ridiculously sweet.

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Jess Byam February 14, 2012 at 8:01 pm

These are so great! I love when you do posts with cards. I usually love every single one of them. :)

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Brianne Carter February 14, 2012 at 8:45 pm

Oh my gosh, the Gale one made me laugh out loud. Brilliant.

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Elodie February 14, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Cricket = ADORABLE :D And…Warner? It does seem that something is strange there but now I am even more looking forward to the sequel of Shatter me! :D

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Jessica Love February 14, 2012 at 11:49 pm

I’m so glad you’re on Team Warner with me. I was starting to wonder if I was alone over here. *waves Team Warner flag*

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Laurie February 15, 2012 at 12:31 am

Is that Tony Stonem as Cricket Bell?! If that’s the case, I must read it immediately. I am sold.

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